furiousgoldfish:

one rational braincell: there can be more than one task done during the day

all other braincells: you know what, now it’s zero

spacefroggity:

We’re made to tell stories and braid each other’s hair and build things and fucking help people and we’re just as much part of the earth as all the other living organisms on this bitch y'all just made guns and money and decided the world is something to conquer welcome to my tedtalk

spacefroggity:

Humans are cool and good actually it’s just colonialism and capitalism that you’re mad at

illuminosity:

*procrastinates happily*
remembers that i have Responsibilities
*procrastinates uneasily*

nonbinary-adhd:

if u verbally give me a set of instructions that has more than TWO steps i promise u i will not retain them. the very moment u give me a third instruction my brain is immediately cleared like a fuckin etch a sketch dude pls im begging u write it down for me bc i will NOT remember a word u said if u tell me more than two steps im begging u

viinnttaaggee:

Just found out sleeping does not erase all my problems. Shocked and upset

generalgrievousdatingsim:

haven’t done anything stupid yet today but i’m sure i’ll think of something

the-memedaddy:

meirl

christinawritesfiction:

Noooooo I’m not reusing the same tropes in all my WIPs, I’m just (checks notes) “creating an author brand”